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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Thanks Christians, you can shove that bible right up your collective asses.

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[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just because it's not spelled out, doesn't mean it's not there. Critique made without a genuine effort to understand the cultural and historical context isn't worth much.

Very first commandment (as summarized by Jesus) is "Love the Lord your God." Combine that with the mandate to Adam and Eve to care for God's creation, and the core tenant of Judaism that loving God implies obedience, and the concept of respecting that of his creation which bears his image becomes immediately obvious.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't give a shit about cultural and historical significance, when today is what counts, and the leaders and oligarchs in charge that supposedly believe in Christian faith are actively committing genocide, bombing schools of children, and they're entangled in a pedo ring..

If this is what the Bible is all about, 'fOrgIVe mE faThER fOr i haVe sinNeD' is all about, then fuckit, burn the bible and start a new belief system that actually makes sense and respects people in general, rather than abusing and killing them en masse and destroying the 'holy land'.

What's holy about the land anyways, ancient history, or the bomb craters today?

Sorry, Jesus ain't coming back to save anyone, people need to put down their arms and go home to serve and protect their families. Jesus didn't have a gun, and even if he did, he most likely wouldn't have used it.

Fuckall with war in the name of the invisible man in the sky.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One could say that's what the New Testament is, and Jesus put a lot of focus on loving others. The two commandments, which the ten are built upon, is pretty comprehensive. But don't worry, people will find a way to excuse bad behavior if they really want to do it. If it isn't religion, it will be nationalism, race, culture, which direction the bill of your cap faces, or if the color of your socks match.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cap always faces forward, as designed to be used, to block sunlight from the eyes. But wait, my socks are different lengths and one is lighter than the other?

Fuck, RUN!!!

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The true heathens are the people with their cap on backwards, shading their eyes from the sun with their hands.

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

Eh, not as much as you'd think. The back of your neck near the brainstem is crucial to temperature regulation. That's why the go-to advice to alleviate heat stress is putting something cool like a wet towel around your neck. During midday when the sun is highest, keeping the sun off the back of your neck may well keep you cooler than keeping it off your face. Using your hands to shield your eyes occasionally looks a heck of a lot less dumb than keeping your hands up to shield the back of your neck.

Moral of the story, baseball hats are great for watching baseball, where you're sitting facing one direction the whole time and can orient them accordingly. For general outdoor work, a sun hat with a neck flap is waaayyy better.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Oof, yeah you got a point there, I'll never understand that.

The only time I tilt my cap is to follow and block the sunlight wherever I happen to be sitting. Backwards is never the answer.

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't give a shit about cultural and historical significance

What's holy about the land anyways?

So do you wanna know or not...?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't care about the cultural and historical significance, but I do understand that many other people do care, and that's okay with me. At least I ain't about bombing the area and trying to kill everyone.

But riddle me this, if the land is so holy and sacred, then why are people literally destroying all the culture and history they supposedly care about? Is the 'holy land' meant to be a pile of rubble and dead bodies?

I'm not a religious person, but I don't see that as sacred land at all, I see that as absolute hell, quite the opposite of anything even remotely sacred anymore.

So, I don't care who lived there thousands of years ago, there's absolutely no excuse for war, genocide and destruction, period.