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Smarter girls ask the boy if he thinks he could take on an animal (cat, snake, gorilla, horse) on a 1v1 fight and how it'd go
good way to assess intelligence, too. You know the guy who says he could take a gorilla is a fucking idiot
What if my strategy is to befriend the gorilla and trick him into a life long friendship filled with mutual benefit? Thats sort of like taking a gorilla.
If you're involved in a friendship with benefits with a hairy ape, you're probably not what she's looking for. Good on you for taking him, though.