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These are way better than the one liners women send me on bumble. 90% of them are 'where do you want to travel and would you take me?' type crap.
I never got any matches or messages on bumble. I got a lot of dates on hinge and tinder, where I like to think my quality messages made me stand out from the baseline of slop
People on dating apps are single for a reason.
Why are you even still on any dating apps? All you do is complain how awful it is, the other 10% don't seem to be making it worth your while either or you'd not be on those apps.
Because it's the only way to meet women who are single with any regularity and you can sort out incompatibilities easily.
IRL doesn't work. There are no single women I want to date in my life. I mostly meet women who want to cheat on their spouses with me, or otherwise incompatible, which I am not interested in.
Kinda just seems dating doesn't work m8. Genuinely unsure how people found decent partners, and all I can say is cherish what you've got because somehow this society fucked up irrecoverably.
I found my bf on a discord minecraft server ╭( ๐_๐)╮
He teached me some programming basics and apart from that we started to naturally spend more time together so the context is less worse than the first sentence.