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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... how much fabric is in these chain-mail bikinis, exactly?
Because without any, they're basically going to be see-through, right? Not that I would complain.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No fabric at all, just metal rings and a bit of string. They are far from see-through though because they are pretty dense. If you’re close enough you can see a bit of… anatomy… but it’s more on the side of a coarsly knit sweater than transparent fabric.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I figured you'd want some fabric in those sensitive areas

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

If all the loops are properly closed, chainmail is actually quite comfortable.