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[–] callyral@pawb.social 176 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Not my pocket penis!

[–] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of those detachable penises eh?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago
[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.