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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The future of PC gaming is the community support of vintage games that you loved.

The future of consoles is amatuer AI taxidermy remakes of your childhood memories. A distorted uncanny-valley resemblence of a game you once held dear, stuffed to the brim with synthetic fluff and hung on a generic skeleton twisted and bent to roughly resemble a once vibrant and living thing.

[–] redsand 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The console wars are over. Xbox is being spun down.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Xbox is going to be a subscription game console service, like stadia was.

Microsoft is going to use the "free" compute cycles when their AI slopcenters aren't at full utilization to run Xbox games.

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