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I wonder what the response would be if you said something like: I'm already in the Navy.
"Fuck.... I'm sorry. I'm so... so so sorry."
"More like the Gay-vy, amirite? But seriously, just come in and talk. I need at least three other people to fill out a form or they send me to the front."
One of my favorite Marx brothers one-liners was always, "Join the Army! See the Navy."
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You can also write it, "Join the Army! Sea the Navy," if ya wanna be real schmucky.