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Now listen here you little shit (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you tell on yourself like this?

[โ€“] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Haha. As the saying goes, "I still get paid."