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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

its funny they say you'll "own nothing and be happy" but they keep taking the things away from us that have been keeping us content with their systems for so long, they do realize this right? that they're setting themselves up for disaster.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"They" do not say "you will own nothing and be happy". That is a term we have made to show us the true nature of them.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair some of them adopted the slogan.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright, I have been convinced