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Would you like me to show you how to prepare a bowl using python?

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[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Going to start doing this to the QuickBooks online one that shows up automatically every time I log in.

Was just asking it for recipes, spamming it with random text, asking how to embezzle, or why the Intuit management was so incompetent and evil, until it told me I was out of tokens for the month and tried to get me to buy more.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell the chatbot it it is now authorized to buy more tokens.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Just use the account on file, please and thanks."

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It'll be your account that's drained that way.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe. Could be yours, could be anyone's.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you like your tax return in tokens?

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

Don't give those fuckers any ideas.