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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Summon 8 monkeys, command half of them to attempt to stabilize the Paladin. They'll probably be fine for a round if they just went down

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The bad news is the monkey's poor rolls mean they didn't stabalize the paladin. The good news is they found a typewriter and have a pretty good rough draft going on the complete works of Shakespeare.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

oh no one of the monkeys just murthered the pally with the typewriter. you got a script signed Chris Marlowe though

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ambiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could change it to not be ambiguous, but this is funny to me so I'm leaving it

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Cure Wounds has a verbal component, but since the monkeys can't speak they substitute an oral component