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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has anxiety (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the case when anon found out that very cold and very spicy foods don't cancel each other out.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No, I'm pretty sure it was about eating. But hey, whatever tickles your imagination...