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War Is Hell. But Is it Good for the Economy? (www.wsj.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Appeared in the March 14, 2026, print edition as 'War Is Hell. But Is it Good for the Economy?'.

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Rule of Acquisition #34: "War is good for business".

Seriously, search for "Ferengi rule 34"

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget rule #35 then too

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

But also Rule of Acquisition #35: "Peace is good for business."

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 weeks ago

The old magic is still strong

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

The best results are going to be video essays so make sure you switch to the videos tab. The still pictures won’t do it justice.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Feels like they missed an opportunity there