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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 238 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Does anyone actually believe this post??? Because it reads like upvote farming.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago

Its posted in a humor sub soooo no

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Not IT, but my dad said they lost a chemical engineering hire over this once, like 25 years ago.

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair they tried posting it on the Linux community on .ml and there were so many upvotes and positive feedback that it crashed the server. So they had to post it again somewhere more balanced to limit the impact.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

We had a new joiner quit on his first day because of this. Didn't even get to eat the burrito he ordered :( So it definitely happens.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

The employer? Albert Einstein.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, you're telling me a post on programming_humor might be a meme?!?!?!?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Memes are fine.

But this is straight up propaganda trying to disguise itself as a joke.

If I'd even encounter a dev like the one from the post. I'd laugh in his face and wish him good luck on finding a job that caters to their niche needs.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile, I'd be "welcome to the team, you'd do fine here".

Don't get the white-knighting for Windows of all things. If you need Windows, ok, but that doesn't mean everyone needs windows.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago

Im pretty sure the entire joke is he's an obnoxious Linux user who will never get a real job and knows absolutely nothing about actual development work

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not really. My employer provides win11 too, but I do over 60% of my job on debian machines running in hyper-v. (the other 40% are administrative tasks and work restricted environments)

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empathy_in_autistic_people

Different people are different. For example, maybe ironically, your response also feels like it could be upvote farming to me. Also, the increased sense of justice thing is a thing.