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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

how am i supposed to put my face between her tits if there's another tit taking up that space i ain't got two heads bro

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why Zaphod funded Eccentra Gallumbits.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I forget lemmy was invented for people exactly like me.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't? Commit to intense yoga and stretching and one day you might get there. I have faith in you.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He should try tai-chi walking lol