Baldur's Gate 3

• Cute and squishy. Shockingly athletic for a creature that's spent most of its life sitting there, looking pretty. Climb on everything.

• Portions of the internet would pay irl money to see pictures of their feet

• Adopted off the street one or multiple times for entertainment purposes.

• Enjoys the sun more than anything else in the universe but hates being Outside In The Gross Dirty Outdoors Where Everything Is Scary.

• Always has their paw in someone else's desk drawer whether or not that someone is staring directly at them while they commit their heinous crime.

• Follows me around day and night; keeps trying to climb into bed with me.

• There is never a moment a bird is visible that they wouldn't derive tangible enjoyment from abusing or killing the bird.

• Anything you could dress them in looks worse than the outfit they started with.

• First instinct when encountering something known to be dangerous to them is to put it in their mouth immediately, at any and every opportunity.

• Canonically plays with thread

• Couldn't make it through a single book when given the chance. Won't let you have it back, regardless.

• Never even finishes their own food. Would rather bite me for mine instead.

• Could hunt bugs if they wanted to and it would make my life easier, but they prissily refuse.

• Cool markings on their back

I'm really struggling to find something dissimilar at this point, and growing increasingly desperate. All I got is "sheds everywhere" and "has a ranged attack." I'm not technically certain of the former.