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Funny but cruel (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma's house (6 hour drive from home).

Bahahahahaha

To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you get it home?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you betting the vacuum sealer, or a vacuum cleaner in vacation?

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No silly it stays in the bag, duh 🙄

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh so it’s just to get the kid into the car.

Somehow this didn’t occur to me.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.

I don't know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It stays with the family I was visiting of course