Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
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don't forget to call the Chicago Clitoris "The Bean" he hates that.
TIL that The Bean is actually called "Cloud Gate".
no one calls it that except Anish Kapoor. just call it The Bean, or Illinois's Clitoris.
It's obviously an internationally known iconic landmark and I was 100% convinced it was "The Bean". If I got asked that in a pub quiz and didn't get the point for "The Bean" or "The Chicago Bean" I'd be raging.
I will only ever refer to it as "The Bean". Bonus points that it annoys him.
If we all call that, then that is the name. that's how language works
Would be really funny to paint the bean with the pinkest pink that he's not allowed to use
then run one out, I think Chicago needs some volunteers to rub it for a bit
Only a dipshit from Chicago would… yeah never mind