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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon blows his dad's mind (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He assumed giving good access to the prostate as a pleasure center in the ass was close enough and called it a day

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not make it self lubricating though??

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look man this entire sprint was only six days long and we had enough shit already planned, take your scope creep and shove it. Saliva works if you're dedicated enough and you're smart enough to invent Astroglide. Ship it

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Spit and foreskin is all you really need