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[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 304 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

People who share the size of a codechange as a mark of how effective ai coding agents are truly missing the point of code changes.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm just a hobbyist, but I'm always more proud of commits that remove stuff.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Removing shit and it still working perfectly the same is absolutely a goal everyone should have. Less code means less to maintain.

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago

And being more performant, the perfect trio

[–] Tamo240@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

This. Code is a liability not an asset

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

i refactored some web code i wrote ten years ago and it's more elegant and a tenth the size with new features because of language advancements. feels great.

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 27 points 3 weeks ago

People who've never reviewed a PR be like. Wow green number big, is good.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Didn’t you hear? We’re going back to KLOC for measurement of productivity.

[–] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

If we're going back to the 80s, do we at least get the company provided cocaine?

[–] mckean@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lines added, lines deleted

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

You reminded me of a story I recently read, where the author highlighted just how much awesome programming someone had done by describing how their hands were cramping up.

It's like estimating how well an artist paints by looking at how much paint is on their clothes, or judging how good a cook is by how many cuts and burns they have. The actions that cause those things are incidental to the process, not central, and an excessive amount points to incompetence, not hard and skillful work.

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Big Diff Energy

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Might as well be bragging about pictures they've taken of their bowel movements.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tell me this subreddit is satire

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, this is the most serious subreddit in all of reddit.