Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Teach a fish how to man, you change the future for all of humanity

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong. Its:

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Give a fish a man, he eats for a week!