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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's hope for humanity after all. The possibilities are now limitless.

[โ€“] blackluster117@possumpat.io 7 points 2 years ago

"What do you mean hyper intelligent gorillas won't solve all our problems? Which one of us has the PhD?"