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Sea shanties ๐
My last girlfriend, I waited until she got herself good and stoned to bust out the playlist
If I were stoned and my significant other burst out a Sea Shanty compilation, 1st I'd piss my pants laughing and 2nd I'd ask her to marry me.
Well a soldier and a sailor went walking one day!
Says the soldier to the sailor, "Oh Lord, Let us pray!"
"And if we have one prayer may we also have Ten!"
"Let's have a bloody Litany!" says the sailor,
AMEN!
Please share your list! I love sea shanties