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me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just use ed.

Ctrl+D. Easy.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

bash: ed: command not found

WHERE GOD NOW?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What sins have you committed on your system to remove ed?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fastfetch | grep ackage
Packages: 2530 (dpkg), 21 (flatpak)

me no remove package. me start with vanilla debian install. no need gui until me choose to install gui.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please file a bug with the Debian maintainers.

How are people supposed to edit files without the standard editor?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

with nano? /uj maybe it was an option during the install, IDK, I don't want to bother the folks with a suspicion and a shitty memory, nor do I want to reinstall deb somewhere else

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was joking, definitely don’t write them to install an editor that’s obsolete.

sed and grep (both inspired by ed) to do most of what ed does in a modern way, and ed was only useful over teletype when it was slow/expensive to render a scrollable field.

All modern TTYs support scroll regions, and with sed it just doesn’t make sense to use ed anymore.

ed as the standard editor is mostly a meme based on this page https://wiki.c2.com/?EdIsTheStandardTextEditor

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

What I know of the FOSS angel is that it is perfectly happy with all the FOSS editors

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

actually using debian btw

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

but... but... Ed is the standard editor 😦