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I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them
C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
Yes. But I'm rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.