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Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min (infosec.pub)
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[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm OK with this as long as the MANAGERS that get paid for MANAGING the project and make sure that there's enough resources and the goals are met do their job ... the problem is when they promise a bunch of deliverables and hire 1 senior dev with a couple of interns .... good fucking luck.

I'm a paid employee ... as far as I'm concerned SLAs and deadlines are someone elses problem. I get paid to come in and do my job for 8 hours, which I do ... everything else Is someone else's problem.

Otherwise I'd be consulting or starting my own fucking company.