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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Plan your next turn before it’s your turn!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think this whole situation improved considerably when everyone became invisible. See? No one is around now, combat complete

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Grimpen@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Hilarious! Appropriating this for redistribution!

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

But I, the barbarian, really wanted to hit someone with my axe this turn :(

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

~~sorcerer~~ DM

I'll also spot you that turn one is generally basic bitch shit.

It's turn seven, when the wizard has gone through six prior Save or Sucks only to find out the DM has introduced another creature on which none of them work that they're fumbling around for options.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

This almost never works out because by my next turn, the battlefield is completely different than what it was when I ended my previous turn.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

If my druid follows you it ought to be changed, either with barriers to keep them from approaching, or to funnel them into a kill zone, or vines wrapping the opposing casters keeping them from casting spells