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Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I'd go construction dump-truck size if it didn't risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don't know how good they have it.
E: doubly so if yours wasn't mutilated at birth
You both misspelled "I have a tiny penis" or "I'm a huge internet troll"
I'm often a big dick online because I have a tiny dick in person.
O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief
Everyone has micropenis until proven otherwise.
That's just crazy talk
No, that's just how the internet works, no respect for anyone.
Fuck you too! ;)