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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The woman’s team must be so disappointed

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Oh no, we missed cold McDonald’s and a bunch of of pervy old men.

The flava flav party is going to be lit.