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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 70 points 1 month ago (10 children)

My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we're both married with kids and never speak at all

[–] anonklay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why is it weird? I do that too.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] anonklay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because you’re weird

i learn nothing from this

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

You weren't supposed to because it's a joke.

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