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Anon spends time with his dad (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dad wants to go back in time and change events.

[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Flashback:

Anon's Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
"Why don't you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon's Dad?"
"What did you just call m..."
"Oh shush!"
Reluctantly he gets up and follows her

Flash forward to today, seeing Anon's cluttered room:

"Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger."