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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

“I slap my balls on it” is next level.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah that's probably the best.

I particularly like "flowers on my dick and bees all around"... but I would care a great deal about that so it doesn't work very well.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it's like an "I could care less" thing.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

well no, that's just idiots omitting the "n't" part of "couldn't".

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I feel like I would give a lot of fucks if that happened to me.

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

There's also a popular shorten version.

Je m'en bats les couilles becomes balec'

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is the recipient of the slapping a pole vaulting crossbar?