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[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

then she has sex with you, marries you, get two kids, grow up old together and on your deathbed she'll say it was just a prank

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I guess that's better than dying only to wake up at the start of level 1-1

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

You beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store? Amateur hour over here…