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[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 157 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Should be easy, considering they don't exist to begin with. 

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shush. We're this close to getting them to tax contrails, which would effectively be a tax on jet fuel.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

No, you can fly to avoid the creation of contrails. Ironically, would actually be a boon for the environment, since contrail clouds are massive greenhouse generators https://youtube.com/shorts/qBPwloCdRKw

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought they were just condensation?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but the phenomenon occurs at specific altitudes, so you just fly slightly higher or lower.

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are, but clouds disproportionately reflect IR. Basically the energy comes in as a mix of high, medium and low energy light. The earth re-radiates as low energy IR. Clouds trap this keeping the warmth (and energy) in.

Clouds and CO2 act in a similar way.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I see. Thanks for the clarification

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[–] Red_October@piefed.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

until they decide enforcement means no contrails at all and suddenly they've found a new and exciting way to economically ruin the country.

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Contrails are mostly water vapour that's condensed due to the hot exhaust of airplane engines.

They are certainly not completely avoidable, they are likely inescapable without sacrificing significant fuel efficiencies (eg: all methods stealth fighters use to suppress or mask their exhaust heat signature).. which would negate any benefits to global warming.

P. s. I'm not going to watch a YouTube video that could be a few paragraphs of textual explanation, because it'll no doubt be eight times longer than it needs to be for the benefit of more ad money or promotion in the almighty algorithm.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sad that your comment gets so much attention while dismissing a huge breakthrough in research.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Maybe we shouldn’t have to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON to have a discussion on the internet, or sit through an ad read for Brilliant or whatever

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And maybe people dismiss comments that dont get liked and assume the answer that gets liked is "more correct". Yes I wish it would work without the likes systemy but in reality 90% of the internet is AI slop and misinformation.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In his defense, the comment didn't say shit about breakthrough research, it said "watch this".

Say what you want to say and people won't dismiss it. Link to something random and who knows.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well yes, thats why I said "pretty sad" and didnt blame the commenter for it.

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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its not a huge breakthrough in research, mate - its a feasibility study. Its claims are promising, but until its tested in the real world it's just interesting, not a breakthrough.

Upvotes don't mean much, they don't change the ranking of comments like on worse social media like Facebook or Reddit. Don't worry about them. I've seen very useful and valuable comments downvoted to heck and vice-versa.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Its been tested by now, Ive looked into it a little. Seems like 90% of the time contrails form inside clouds and there is no benefit in avoiding them there. So simply avoiding contrails altogether is not recommended, but avoiding the ones forming in a clear sky would be pretty easy and extremely efficient warming-wise.

Upvotes matter in the sense that comments with negative upvotes get dismissed more easily without thinking about them. Less people would watch a video from a comment with -5 votes than one with +100.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm not going to watch a YouTube video that could be a few paragraphs of textual explanation, because it'll no doubt be eight times longer than it needs to be for the benefit of more ad money or promotion in the almighty algorithm.

The linked one is a short video with a duration of 02:37. There's no padding in this one. Naturally, you can't actually get all of the nuances of the full-duration video, which also can't cover the full nuances of the study itself that it's based on (https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2634-4505/ad310c).

Pop science videos making studies accessible to the general public are good, actually. I recommend that you stop being dismissive of them. Had you actually put in the time, you wouldn't have posted things that are in direct contradiction with the latest science on the subject, spreading misinformation in the process.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've got no interest in watching even 2.5 minute YouTube videos when I can read the text of the same content in 45 seconds. Instructional videos can be great and valuable, but that's not what we're talking about here. There are a wealth of crap pop science videos on YouTube that misrepresent studies.

The study is interesting, but it's a feasibility study data utilizing a theoretical models - there are a lot of assumptions here. If they or other researchers go on to perform trials using their proposed flight adjustments to the autopilot software and validate it works, great! Until then, it's very far from settled science. Here is another recent study that proposes the main problem is incompletely-burned fuel which causes soot particles that sustain the contrails in the atmosphere for much longer than contrails from low-soot contrails, which quickly diaperse. This is an emerging field of study with few published studies and varying ideas on how to resolve issues.

Maybe if people want to share emerging scientific information that's important to them on a written forum they should put in the time to look to more valuable text sources, instead of dropping YouTube links with overconfident assertions that will put off people from watching them, eg, "contrails are completely avoidable".

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You have remarkable audacity for continuing to argue the point while also boasting about how you’ll ignore any information that isn’t spoon fed to you in your format of choice. Sooner or later, you’re going to miss something that way and make an ass of yourself, if that didn’t already just happen in front of our eyes.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a 2:35 short , btw. Quite dense and to the point. And one of the points is that you’re wrong about it not offsetting the extra fuel to avoid contrail zones.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is a very important piece of info that people who care about reducing flight emissions should know.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends on your definition of "chemical". Technically all trails are chem trails, including hiking trails.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago

I can think of light trails that aren't chemical in nature

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Tell that to Iran's nuclear weapons program.