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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Secret ending: you keep playing the huge selection of games we already have, endlessly, forgetting games you played a while ago as you restart one you already forgot.

Edit: currently playing Warhammer 40k: Space Marine. So far it's really fun. It's as if you're playing Doom as a more normal guy.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real ending: your gpu dies in a year or so and you can no longer play anything ever.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Well damn, I hope it doesn't.

Though, if it does, it would be under warranty, and thankfully I'm not in america so my warranty has a chance to actually be useful

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good ending for the gamers, bad ending for the devs...

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

If a dev is good they can make games worth buying with current hardware

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a good time to visit the hundreds of never-installed games we have in our steam libraries.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nooo! I won't ruin my pristine collection by playing the games!

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Second secret ending: the games you have won't run on your pc.

-someoone who waited 5 years to play fallout 76 after buying it 2 weeks after launch.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

I mean, fallout 76 doesn't really fall in the category of games I'd even consider

[–] raker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Already did this last year and according to Steam data many others, too.