this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
628 points (97.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

29879 readers
383 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Feyter@programming.dev
anzo@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
628
OOP is a construct of oppression installed by the burgoise (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by cows_are_underrated@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
27 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 96 points 3 days ago

replaces Classes with Functions

code is still parsed from the top down and some functions are more privileged than others

It's just like Lenin wanted!