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So to keep track of the score:
Our 34x convicted felon and rapist of a president that has molested children, called for the murder of dozens of innocent Venezuelan fishermen, runs a fascist paramilitary regime that shoots innocent people in the streets, and issued orders to deport legal citizens to random unknown locations….
… is taking political advice from hotel employees.
To be fair, hotel employees can't be much dumber than the people he could ask instead - a cabal of deluded deplorables roaming the white house