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They shouldn't have fucked around the first time.
On the one hand, they shouldn't be beholden to some "royal" douche somewhere simply because he's the king. "divine right" my ass.
On the other hand, don't make a promise ~~8d~~ if you can't or won't keep it.
On the third mutated hand, how much of them swearing an oath was due to societal brainwashing making them feel like they had to?
Aragorn can be a "good king" all he wants but as far as I'm concerned he's still just as bad as any other. He started his reign by banishing the person responsible for saving Faramir and thus securing his own ascendancy to the throne. Without a steward to hand over the proverbial keys, all we have is a sword some elves who raised this guy says is made of bits of some important historical sword, and an old dude with a walking stick who used to wear Grey but now decided white is more his style.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some crotchety hermit had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
My brother in Eru, A-rod is the reason why we aren't a part of an Orc Taco Bar right now! And the first thing the dude did when he was crowned was walk over to the elf deligation, make out with the ambassador's daughter, and then high fived some hairy foot children. That's style Dummy Denny never had!
I don't deny aragorn has style. While he gracefully dances over it, the bar is pretty low here. Denethor was a lesser sire of greater men.
The man sent some of the city's only defenders into a battle he knew was unwinnable because he was throwing a temper tantrum.
Whether either of them is fit for leadership or has the rizz to do so, I say Down with all monarchies, embrace anarcho-syndicalist communes.