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Annon punches a Nazi (infosec.pub)

submitted 15 hours ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 89 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

We this fabulous shot where he just outmogs the wimp tho

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 26 points 13 hours ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.