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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Take it from me, you don't want to go down the "eugenics" road...

[–] stephan262@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have a feeling it's gonna be a long road, getting from here to there with eugenics. I'd much rather use technology to overcome our limitations.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 10 minutes ago

I would like to overcome my limitations in this fashion. Aside from my tongue and naughty bits, the human body doesn't offer me any experience that I enjoy.