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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 40 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That's less than 4 per athlete, not sure why they thought that would be enough.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

They ended up only having a little over 2 per athlete after Condoms Georg took 4,000 for balloon animals.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Per athlete or pair of athletes? I'm too lazy to Google

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Per athlete. It's about 6 and a half per male athlete.