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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (infosec.pub)
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[–] xep@discuss.online 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Blockchain isn't a Database, and the worst one is AS400.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A400 is at least relational.

MongoDB on the other hand...

All data is, or will become, relational.