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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence (infosec.pub)
submitted 17 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] xcaliber47@europe.pub 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Until it randomly gets removed without warning

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

FOREVER*

[–] xcaliber47@europe.pub 8 points 10 hours ago

As far as i know, yes. Forever. Only 1 cloud provider that gives free usable server FOREVER (until they eventually change their policy or something)

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 4 points 8 hours ago

Mmm saas is not forever nor are loss leaders.