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One rainy Sunday afternoon a matron knocks on the backdoor of the local bordello. Timidly, she asks to speak to the madam. The madam greets the lady in the parlor and offers her some tea. Hesitantly the lady explains her situation.
Her son is almost 25 years old and all he's interested in is books. When he was a young boy she was happy that he was so studious, but now it's time for him to go out into the world. She's tried getting him to get friends and meet women his age, but all he wants to do is study.
The madam says that she's got the perfect solution. She has a worker who is lactating. Old men come and taste her milk and become virile. The madam is sure that the young lady can open the flood gates.
Arrangements are made, and a few days later the young man is escorted into the worker's room. He was told that he needs to see her for a medical treatment, and must do everything she says.
She sits on his lap, removes her blouse and offers him a nipple. He starts sucking and his face gets red. A little more and he starts breathing heavy. A bit more and he begins to sweat.
The worker moves around a little, leans over and whispers in his ear, "Is there anything else you'd like?"
"Maybe you've got a little cake?"
A cookie would've worked better.
Drinking milk with cake doesn't really sound like a very common thing.
Maybe it's regional and/or cultural.
If I had to guess, I'd say I've probably had milk with cake more often than I've had milk with cookies.
IMHO anything that sweet needs milk to cut the sugar. Cookies, brownies, fudge, cakes, pies.
But I grew up near a dairy farm so I may be biased.
That might be part of it. My experience is mostly with the Midwest and southeast US, where there are a lot of dairy farms.
But I totally agree.
That's interesting.
What's your region/culture if I may ask?
I'm in the US. It seems to be pretty common in the Midwest and Southeast, at least. I'm not sure about other parts of the country.
Thinking about the places outside of the US that I've been to, I could certainly see it not being that common. Maybe it's mostly a US thing.
I thought cookies and milk was a widely American thing.
Oh, for sure it is. But as another poster mentioned in a comment, it's not just cookies - pretty much any baked dessert goes well with milk.
Both are quite common in the US.
Wait, it’s not milf and cookies?? Oh boy, TIL I’ve been doing it wrong all along.