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Is Windows FOSS now? (infosec.pub)

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https://zomglol.wtf/@jamie/116059523957674208

https://www.congress.gov/crs_external_products/LSB/PDF/LSB10922/LSB10922.8.pdf

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there was an actual civil suit you'd probably be able to subpoena people for that information, and the standard is only more likely than not. I have no idea if the general idea is bullshit, though.

IANAL

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You forgot the heart

I ♥️ ANAL

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Would that be North African Lawyer, or North American Lawyer?

In any case, we're splitting the cheque. /s

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 22 hours ago

Are you suggesting that lawyers migrate?