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The US would have to be made of milk. Idk what the conversion rate is, but we're talking a couple of feet of milk on the ground at all times.
I mean you'd have to make the cheese just for a spot of dry land.
Eventually, the milk would overcome the US and then the World.
It's the Milky Way.
Cows aren't the only critters with teats yknow
Wasn't this the exact plot of a danger mouse cartoon...?
Also a simpsons episode, Homer somehow stumbles on the mob milking rats with machines in some building they were selling to the schools on a contract. Forget what happened after that.
What does milk have to do with American “cheese”..?