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Ogles? Are we being pranked?
He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:
Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.
These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.
You don't understand. They are investigating this because of the children!
They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won't be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!
Sigh I wish I were joking...