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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.), [asked officials] to look into the performance, which he called "pure smut" that he claimed was "illegal to be displayed on public airways."

Ogles? Are we being pranked?

He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:

Mark Alford (R-Mo.) said Tuesday that he and his Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives have already embarked on an investigation into the event.

Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.

Alford said. "The lyrics from what we've seen from Bad Bunny are very disturbing. And if it holds true — I don't speak fluent Spanish, okay, I know how to ask where the bathroom is

These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.

You don't understand. They are investigating this because of the children! 

They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won't be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!

Sigh I wish I were joking...

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