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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

this one's kinda wild. He's been registered to vote since the 90s, but he never should have been registered in the first place cuz he's a permanent legal resident (not a full citizen), which means he also should never have been eligible to run for office. No one ever really checked I guess? Apparently his special education teacher took their class to the County Clerk's office and they registered everyone to vote.

https://www.kansas.com/news/state/article313143711.html has more info. I guess this is what happens when you just blindly vote without knowing anything about the candidates or the party.