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Johnson warns Pam Bondi against spying on Congress members’ Epstein search histories: ‘We can’t allow for that’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Have Capitol Police detain them in a 'secure hidden location'. Like a 55 gallon drum that's been welded shut and covered in concrete.

I'm not fucking joking. Just do it, then say you don't have records of what happened to them, or that you can't divulge the location for national security purposes. Anyone that comes to investigate, do the same to them, until the point is observed. If you step into the capitol to lie to Congress, you don't fucking leave. No matter what your title, or net worth.