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[–] Jack@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bill Hicks (video):

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. [...]

There’s no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan’s little helpers, OK, kill yourself.

Seriously, you are the ruiner of all things good. [...]

No this is not a joke. You’re “There’s going to be a joke coming.” There’s no fucking joke coming. You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself [...]

I know all the marketing people are going, “He’s doing a joke” There’s no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend – I don’t care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. [...]

I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too: “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing? He’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market. He’s very smart.”

Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking, evil scumbags! [...]

St. Bill always gets an upvote.